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listgenerator: Hey, if you have a minute, please check out my new short 1-110. Thanks to Noa Maiman for being in it and the talented Brian Lane for shooting it!
JE SHIRT COMPANY OFFICIAL BLOG: CONSIDER THIS MY... →
jeshirt: Customers, Okay. I am writing this quick. Let’s drop the “we” shit. First confession is that this company is only me. Second (and it’s a doozy): What I was referring to in other posts as a “collectible mug” was in reality a massive amount of cocaine that I purchased (with 115k of the money…
JE SHIRT COMPANY OFFICIAL BLOG: A Farewell to a... →
jeshirt: Dear Customers, It is with great sadness that I can confirm the news we alluded to last night on Twitter: JeShirt has suffered a devastating loss as Leonard Pilk, our newly-appointed C.F.O., has passed. There have been a lot of rumors swirling and I would like to clear some things up and…
JE SHIRT COMPANY OFFICIAL BLOG: JeSHIRT UPDATE:... →
jeshirt: Dear Customers, There are many ups and downs in running a business. As I blogged about on Monday, this company has recently named Mr Leonard Pilk, a new and dear friend of mine, as its C.F.O. after Leonard so graciously invested nearly two-hundred thousand in liquid cash in JeShirt. We could…
JE SHIRT COMPANY OFFICIAL BLOG: COMPANY UPDATE:... →
jeshirt: Dear Friends, It is with great excitement today that I am announcing a new addition to the JeShirt family. I’d like to introduce you to the sweetest man I have ever met, our “angel investor” and new C.F.O. Mr. Leonard Pilk. While many here at Claremont have shown apathy towards my plight…
JE SHIRT COMPANY OFFICIAL BLOG: ANNOUNCEMENT: "A... →
jeshirt: Dear Friends, Tuesday night was perhaps the darkest moment of my life. I called into a popular radio show, The Best Show on WFMU, hosted by my friend Tom Scharpling. It’s a funny, loose talk show and I thought it would be the perfect opportunity to plug the shirts and try to raise some…
JE SHIRT COMPANY OFFICIAL BLOG: A Letter From Our... →
jeshirt: Dear customers, There are some questions as to my whereabouts this weekend and the forty-three hours of “radio silence” on the JeShirt Twitter feed and Facebook Like page. It is my intent with this note to clear things up. Early Friday, we released a statement about the “Turkey shirt”…
JE SHIRT COMPANY OFFICIAL BLOG: A Special Message... →
jeshirt: Friends, First off, I want to reach out and personally thank all of you for your support of JeShirt.com. It’s tougher than ever to start up a small business in the current economic climate, and your enthusiasm has been truly inspiring. But some troubling events have occurred in the past couple…
JE SHIRT COMPANY OFFICIAL BLOG: A Note From Our... →
jeshirt: Friends, When I started this company, it was with one goal in mind: To market a high-quality, fun, innovative novelty T-shirt that combined the face of late night titan Jay Leno with the iconic imagery of similarly-first-named Cuban revolutionary Che Guevara. We went live with a soft-launch of…
scottgairdner: Last night on Spike, Eddie Murphy was honored by Chris Rock, Stevie Wonder, and a bloated, sweaty, coked-up, SINGING Brett Ratner. There’s people out there trying to defame the voice of Elmo. Meanwhile, Brett Ratner lives in a houseboat made of underage boys. I say we send the Navy Seals to emancipate Eddie from Ratner’s clammy grasp in the next 48 hours. It’s now or norbit. ...