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Hey, if you have a minute, please check out my new short 1-110. Thanks to Noa Maiman for being in it and the talented Brian Lane for shooting it!
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December 2012
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JE SHIRT COMPANY OFFICIAL BLOG: CONSIDER THIS MY... →
jeshirt:
Customers,
Okay. I am writing this quick. Let’s drop the “we” shit. First confession is that this company is only me.
Second (and it’s a doozy): What I was referring to in other posts as a “collectible mug” was in reality a massive amount of cocaine that I purchased (with 115k of the money…
JE SHIRT COMPANY OFFICIAL BLOG: A Farewell to a... →
jeshirt:
Dear Customers,
It is with great sadness that I can confirm the news we alluded to last night on Twitter: JeShirt has suffered a devastating loss as Leonard Pilk, our newly-appointed C.F.O., has passed. There have been a lot of rumors swirling and I would like to clear some things up and…
JE SHIRT COMPANY OFFICIAL BLOG: JeSHIRT UPDATE:... →
jeshirt:
Dear Customers,
There are many ups and downs in running a business. As I blogged about on Monday, this company has recently named Mr Leonard Pilk, a new and dear friend of mine, as its C.F.O. after Leonard so graciously invested nearly two-hundred thousand in liquid cash in JeShirt. We could…
JE SHIRT COMPANY OFFICIAL BLOG: COMPANY UPDATE:... →
jeshirt:
Dear Friends,
It is with great excitement today that I am announcing a new addition to the JeShirt family. I’d like to introduce you to the sweetest man I have ever met, our “angel investor” and new C.F.O. Mr. Leonard Pilk.
While many here at Claremont have shown apathy towards my plight…
November 2012
19 posts
JE SHIRT COMPANY OFFICIAL BLOG: ANNOUNCEMENT: "A... →
jeshirt:
Dear Friends,
Tuesday night was perhaps the darkest moment of my life.
I called into a popular radio show, The Best Show on WFMU, hosted by my friend Tom Scharpling. It’s a funny, loose talk show and I thought it would be the perfect opportunity to plug the shirts and try to raise some…
JE SHIRT COMPANY OFFICIAL BLOG: A Letter From Our... →
jeshirt:
Dear customers,
There are some questions as to my whereabouts this weekend and the forty-three hours of “radio silence” on the JeShirt Twitter feed and Facebook Like page. It is my intent with this note to clear things up.
Early Friday, we released a statement about the “Turkey shirt”…
JE SHIRT COMPANY OFFICIAL BLOG: A Special Message... →
jeshirt:
Friends,
First off, I want to reach out and personally thank all of you for your support of JeShirt.com. It’s tougher than ever to start up a small business in the current economic climate, and your enthusiasm has been truly inspiring. But some troubling events have occurred in the past couple…
JE SHIRT COMPANY OFFICIAL BLOG: A Note From Our... →
jeshirt:
Friends,
When I started this company, it was with one goal in mind: To market a high-quality, fun, innovative novelty T-shirt that combined the face of late night titan Jay Leno with the iconic imagery of similarly-first-named Cuban revolutionary Che Guevara.
We went live with a soft-launch of…
Watchscottgairdner:
Last night on Spike, Eddie Murphy was honored by Chris Rock, Stevie Wonder, and a bloated, sweaty, coked-up, SINGING Brett Ratner.
There’s people out there trying to defame the voice of Elmo. Meanwhile, Brett Ratner lives in a houseboat made of underage boys. I say we send the Navy Seals to emancipate Eddie from Ratner’s clammy grasp in the next 48 hours. It’s now or norbit.
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